Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama’s so fat

adminyomama — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:04:07 +0000

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama so fat

adminyomama — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:03:45 +0000

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat

adminyomama — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:03:11 +0000

Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama so ugly

adminyomama — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:39:57 +0000

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo Mama So Dark

adminyomama — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:38:34 +0000

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama’s so fat

adminyomama — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:35:50 +0000

Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama so stupid

adminyomama — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:32:51 +0000

Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”