Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama’s so fat
March 14th, 2009Yo mama so fat
March 14th, 2009Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat
March 14th, 2009Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama so ugly
March 14th, 2009Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo Mama So Dark
March 14th, 2009Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama’s so fat
March 14th, 2009Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo mama so stupid
March 14th, 2009Yo mama so stupid, when you were born she saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey it comes with cable!”